When you’re trying to get lucky, the occasional white lie here or there can’t hurt you. And hey, if that little white lie turns into a full-blown story about your job that you made up to get girls, what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her. If you’re on a business trip or plan on getting a hotel room locally so that she doesn’t see the actual place you live, then you need to get started planning the perfect career for her to think that you have. Women don’t sleep around with guys who brag about being construction workers or truck drivers, so what do they go for?
Everyone knows that women love a successful man, and what’s more successful than a doctor? Aside from a lawyer, not much is up to par with a doctor. She’ll be thrilled that she landed such a prestigious member of society, but you need to do a lot of research to pull this off seamlessly. First, you need to choose what kind of doctor you are. A woman would be much more interested in a heart surgeon than a podiatrist, so you need to have your facts straight. Once you decide on a career for yourself, look up what a member of that job field actually does so that you can talk about it. Don’t brag about your duties; just idly chat about your day-to-day life in the workplace. If you can talk about it casually, then she’ll fall for it every time. You also have to dress the part, but don’t go out in a doctor’s coat or anything. Just dress nicely – even if you don’t have money, dress as if you do.
Women love intellectual men, and women with daddy issues especially will gravitate towards a professor without fail. This occupation has a bit more leeway, but you still have to do some homework. Make up a college or institution that you teach at, and be able to talk about the school in some detail. Again, just talk vaguely about it. You also need to come up with a believable class that you “teach” – go for something generic like philosophy or a certain time period in history so that it doesn’t seem to obscure. An obscure class at a college will make her want to do some research to see more about what the class is like, and obviously she won’t find it on the roster.
The sensitive, poetic type is a huge turn-on for women, so being a musician can get you more girls than you can imagine. If you aren’t much of a singer, make up an instrument that you can play. For some reason, women tend to prefer bass guitarists, so just go with that. Look up the basics on how to play and hold a bass, complain about the bass lines being too boring in songs, and just talk about venues your band dreams of playing at. If she thinks you’re on your way to stardom, you’ll have to pry her out of your bed.